turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

turkey spew

a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.

"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."

by danmau5 August 31, 2009

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

turkaturk

the front tail that most males bestow down yonder.

mark: aye lil mama
rinny: scram
mark: no
rinny: stahp it.

mark is being a turkaturk

mark let his turkaturk flow in the wind.

romney's turkaturk is undeveloped.

beyonce does not bestow a turkaturk, but if she did, it would be the fiercest one around town

by hades@hades April 6, 2014

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015

turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015