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ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.
1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.
by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011
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Ticketstubbing

The act of placing your ticket stub from the movies in a random location.
"I just got back from the movies, wanna go ticketstubbing?"

"Yeah, where should we put the stubs?"
"How about the security guards golf cart?"
"Yeah, let's do it!"
(Walk next to golf cart, place ticket stub in cart and walk away)

"Ticketstubbed bitch!"
by CDarko May 2, 2013
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tucker max death mix

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds
You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.
by MC Awesome November 13, 2013
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Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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tucker schmidt

Ewwe look at that tucker Schmidt so gay-ugly girl
by Yours on stickz April 10, 2016
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Tucker Buster

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol, having sex with a girl, and puking all over her in order to show that you give no shits about women.
Man 1:"did you hear about the Tucker buster at the party last night?"
Man 2:"yeah, that poor girl"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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Tucker Up

Verb

When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient.

(Potentially to fight crime, but also for more casual pursuits)
1. My man Darnell figured his group of friends wasn't multicultural enough, so he's just decided to Tucker Up for a week or two.
by IceFergLettuce March 25, 2019
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