Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains
Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS
by Goonies googoo August 11, 2020
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Tucker Talk

John would always conceal the truth with Tucker talk
by TharSheGoes March 10, 2023
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payton tucker

A nerd who loves to geek out and be there self they can be sweet shy and funny.
by Icanactullyspeak May 03, 2021
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Tennessee Toe Tucker

When your shove your pinky toe into your partner's urethra.
His urethra was so wide, I could've easily given him the Tennessee Toe Tucker.
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Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.
He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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