Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Treedidity

A measure of length as compared to a tree. Like, 1/2 treedidity would be 1/2 of a nearby tree

Oh, my cousin was 2 treedidity, he was taller than the house!

by RedAssassin53 August 18, 2016

Treden

A tall, blonde, Caucasian, male who doesn't know what he is doing. Loves tities

Treden you titi lover

by Big bioty hoe September 6, 2016

treadflop

A banging tune that you need to dance to with your friends.

"Grace get over here, there's a FUCKING treadflop about to come on"

by Lulucott April 20, 2017

terdorist

A person who drops a floater in the toilet, doesnt flush and leaves it for the next person to discover.

Some terdorist in my office left a present in the bathroom stall.

by Sokituya01 April 27, 2017

terdwinder

A person who can taper or twist there terds as they come out.

He is a real terdwinder.

by Burryliscious August 1, 2017

Tread talkers

When you have two or more so called gym-goers wasting 35% of each sweat session on non-fitness activities. They're also called gym rats. They are 24/7 blabbers. They talk about everything that's happened to them in the past month while they're holding onto the handle bars. They're loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate. They also make and receive calls while the conveyor belt is still going. What's more annoying is that when their blabbing session has ended and you're about to conclude your 50 minute 10 kms sprint, they death stare you as though you've just ruined their day by tread talking.

Tread talkers are usually gossiping gym rats.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017