Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.

James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?

by James_godhandle February 4, 2020

trigger

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3

me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*

by FlamingLips September 16, 2008

tagger

a person who does graffiti and is generally dodgy. usually steals lots and hurts script medication.

that tagger did a tag

by McGee May 11, 2004

Trigger

Trigger is a roadsweaper. He has had the same broom for over 15 years!

-auwight Trigger!
-auwight Dave!

by kepy seema September 25, 2003

trigger happy

Person who feelings are easily hurt, and or is easily offended at everything!

Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!

Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!

(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!

by Freedomcis July 28, 2016