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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
mugGet the Traffic Vulturemug.

traffic

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025
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Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.
I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*
by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022
mugGet the Traffic Lightmug.

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
mugGet the Putting traffic lights at my stop signmug.

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
mugGet the Traffic Hostagemug.

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.
Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.
by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017
mugGet the traffic snoozermug.

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
mugGet the Traffic managementmug.

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