British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
Get the Traffic Vulturemug. by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025
Get the trafficmug. by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022
Get the Traffic Lightmug. by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
Get the Putting traffic lights at my stop signmug. When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.
Hostage life
Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
Get the Traffic Hostagemug. Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.
by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017
Get the traffic snoozermug. Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
Get the Traffic managementmug.