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Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
mugGet the Putting traffic lights at my stop signmug.

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.
I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*
by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022
mugGet the Traffic Lightmug.

Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
mugGet the Traffic Vulturemug.

traffic

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025
mugGet the trafficmug.

Traffication

The art of manouvering through traffic on a motorbike.
Traffication was a b*tch today, I hate car drivers!
by Bikerbloke20365 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Trafficationmug.

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
mugGet the beat Traffic lights daymug.

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025
mugGet the Bosnian traffic conemug.

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