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Traded

In a relationship where both people have already said I love you to each other
Keith: Yo bro Kawhi and Rosie gotta break up before Carmine starts something.

Cassius: it’s too late for them to break up, they’ve already traded bro.
by AppleButterz September 13, 2017
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Trading Fuzz

A.K.A the devils three way. Is a three way consisting of 2 guys passing the same fuzz back and forth.
Donovan: Should we do it?
Montes: Well I don't know it's trading fuzz it's disgusting!

Donovan: Oh heck let's just do it!
Montes: Ok if you say so.
by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017
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trading spaghetti

Die hard Deadheads would trade just about anything for drugs, tapes, tickets, beads and food. Among those anecdotes is a story of a young hippy couple who were trading packaged spaghetti for anything edible like cheeze sandwiches and acid-laced Kool-Aid. Seems their propane stove in the VW bus was out of fuel (they forgot to fill it prior to the festival) and they couldn't cook any fresh hot pasta that they had spent their last $5 on and planned on trading, so they tried in vain to trade the boxes of uncooked pasta for anything that a follower would want! The pics and story made the OC Register back in the early Eighties. The girl was quoted as saying something like, "Well, you can take it home and cook it later, man, and you will be blessed that you made a miracle happen for us."
That hippy over there is trading spaghetti for acid-laced Kool-Aid.
by jeffkopeck May 15, 2017
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lateral trading

The act of swapping an item for another of the same item for a secondary benefit related to that of the original items.
I innitiated lateral trading for an apple with more seeds than that of the apple I gave in return.
by Sir Pent March 19, 2018
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trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.
Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...
by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017
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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
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The Trade

When one fantasy football manager is able to steal top talent from an inexperienced manager, while the commish lets it happen.
Tuan got Derrick Henry from Ted for Miles Gaskins? WTF, the trade is a total traderape!

"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Wed have to ammend to "good men" part...but yup, Boondock Saints wins again
by Concerned Manager December 6, 2020
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