frank story

A random, pointless statement of fact with no contribution to an ongoing conversation. It has no point, and ends abruptly.

Person 1: "Did you watch the Pats game?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they kicked the Steelers ass!"
Person 3: "I saw this really big tree outside today..."

Person 1: "Thanks for the Frank Story."

by Francis Smith January 3, 2008

Frank At A Bank

An event causing all operations at a financial institution to cease being that the attentions and desires of all female employees have been diverted by the presence of a gentleman.

Lame Dude #1: What's going on, yo? All the girlies are ignoring us and all throwing themselves at that one dude over there.
Lame Dude #2: I know. The last time I saw something this was when there was a Frank At A Bank.

by Frank At A Bank Lover 10,000 September 2, 2011

stadium frank

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in the process of upper decking someone.

I was upper decking Brent at his party last night, when Sheila barged in and gave me a stadium frank.

by Carlosito September 11, 2007

Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 18, 2010

Frank Liang

an asian male who is exteremly good at getting what he wants when he wants it. He contains a large wealth of information and advice, keeping true to his asian decent.

That guy is such a Frank Liang. He wins all the tournies.

by Alex Gil March 19, 2009

portland frank

The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5

I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.

by Prince Radames November 22, 2011

Fenway Frank

When a man takes a hot hotdog right off the grill and shoves it up his ass without second thought.

"Boy oh boy! My asshole is blistered and dripping with blood after that Fenway Frank!"

by LeFrance July 20, 2018