mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022

Mental Rizz

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

by CouncilOfMen December 19, 2022

mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

Mentally Bust

You bust except mentally.

Fred - "You watching Date A Live boi."
Kyle - "Yeah I'm mentally bustin' right now."

by Shinobu-kun April 11, 2021

Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.

Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.

by Sramazan October 9, 2015

barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022