one third rule

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.

His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!

by JohnnyFlash71 October 16, 2010

third world problems

Actual problems that affect your life.

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.

by Nigga with a Rocket Launcher May 24, 2016

Reginald Theophilus the Third

Reginald is Disney's Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Created by Bri-Chan and Rain27 for their Alice/Mad Hatter fanfiction on LJ, "When Curiosity Met Insanity (WCMI)." Reginald is known for his extreme attempts to woo Alice, an inexplicable love for tea, and obsession with hats. On Sundays, a group of fangirls will follow him around Disneyland.
Also known as El Sombrero Loco, Psycho, Squishy, Reggie, Grasshopper, Sweet, Badges, or the crazy hat man playing musical chairs at the Coca-Cola Corner.

Oh, look! Bri-Chan and Rain27 updated WCMI! Reggie's such a cutie.

OMG! Did you see Reginald today at musical chairs? His joke was hilarious!

"Mr. Theophilus-"
"The Third!"
"Stop it this instant," demanded Alice, holding back her true feelings for the poor Hatter.

Reginald Theophilus the Third is the greatest madman ever.

by Emmelizabeth December 25, 2009

Third Wheel Tyler

Somebody that is always a third wheel because he or she has nothing else better to do, or has no friends to do anything with.

Me:I was hanging out with my girlfriend all day, and Andrew just tagged along everything we did.

Friend:Man what a third wheel tyler!!!

by Griff 22 December 6, 2010

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

by DaErYn May 24, 2021

Saints Row The Third

Massive Orgy of Violence, Drugs, Guns and awesomeness

that is Saints Row the Third (SRT)

"Hey Johnny, Why aren't you playing Skyrim?"

"Ah, finished it I'm into Saints Row the Third now cos I'm not a RPG Slave"

by Sanchez994 December 30, 2011

Third Party Whore

When a third person gets involved with an activity between two people ruining the event for both starting parties.

When playing a game and your trying to kill another individual at close quaters and someone else comes in and kills them for you.

Damn Third Party Whore took my kill!

by Jerkso September 11, 2005