essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

travel noggin

a clever term for road-head.

"Just drove 6 hours from Phoenix to Vegas with Christina ... yup, travel noggin."

by wuntoothrie November 22, 2011

travellers toke

When your friend is too lazy to get up and grab the joint himself so it's passed through another friend who takes a toke for the effort

Why'd you hit my joint?
You were too monged to take it from Ming so i took a travellers toke and acted as the middleman

by 420manting August 19, 2018

7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.

Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*

by Alien blues January 21, 2022

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008

Travel the Rainbow

When you question your sexuality and experiment with every kind

I didn't know if I was gay or straight so I decided to travel the rainbow.

by mowmylawn June 11, 2016