Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015

Shovel

A gardening tool

could also be used as a slur

1.;I'm going to use the shovel to dig holes in the garden.

2. I'm beating b**** people with a shovel

by JDM Junkie January 13, 2023

Shoveled Out

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.

Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

by Jack nile April 11, 2011

shovel

a goth; emo

“wow did you see taylors new style? she’s such a shovel now”

by Emma cunningham August 5, 2021