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Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.
Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)
by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021
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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020
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Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.
"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"
by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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