Empty pleasure

You get no true fulfillment from what you just did.

I keep fucking this bitch, but it doesn't make me happy and am just filled with empty pleasure

by spartantotal January 12, 2023

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

pleasureful

Sensation of good feelings

"that sex was so pleasureful" says eddie

by Brookie Baby March 12, 2008

Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"

"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."

by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025

pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.

by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018