Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

Gancho land

Gancho land is a type of authentic Burrito

Gancho land Burritos are the best

by R-WAK January 26, 2023

Nintendo Land

One of the best games ever created, containing games such as pikimin and legend of zelda. Played on the Wii U

Jim: Broooo i just got every trophy in nintendo land
any sane person: Jim, this is why you don’t have a girlfriend

by Eeeeert October 24, 2020

cat land

The area where cats come from. It is inside a "box". And can oly be entered through your cats litter tray, hence why they spend so much time there.
It is a very good place to be...

My cat wot let me go to cat land :(

by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020

citrus land

Citrus Land is a gaming community In Hilliard, Ohio, known for it’s unblocked games, YT unblocker, and gallery of fan-made art. It was briefly a religious cult about worshiping the mascot, Citrus Man, and his godly power.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.

Someone tagged the url to Citrus Land on my dog!

by CitrusBro March 18, 2022

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023