Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

Alexander the Great was Macedonian by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

The Greg Oden

A way of dressing that entails wearing a suit.

I see you're rocking the Greg Oden tonight. Way to keep it classy.

The Oklahoma City Thunder would like to thank you for supporting Greg Oden.

The Greg Oden by CJNxn5 July 9, 2011

The GUMS 

An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.

"Bob is out sick today? I hope it's nothing serious"
"Nah, I think he just has a case of The GUMS"

The GUMS by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018

v1nce the great 

a chad with the ball size of infinite universes. a pinnacle peak of human and or extra terrestrial knowledge. known for his mass murder of furries and relentless punches more powerful than the tightest supernovas in this expansive universe. no furries stand up to him and his power can change the reality and time of all furries here. if there is a planet of furries, v1nce will travel there to an instant and turn it into his empirical castle of chadness . he will leave no furries alive and on this observable universe. furries in other universes, watch out.

Hello! let's bingewatch v1nce the great.
oh you mean the guy with the ball power of 10 supernovas?
yes!
hes so good my dad came back with milk to watch him!
my mom wants to do sexual intercourse with him some day
he gets all the girls, even the little ones!
ikr!

v1nce the great by toolittleforchads1 April 21, 2022

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.

Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal by the_last_ak June 28, 2013

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.

Don't Panic!

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004