Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Slangin dong

When you have a fiery red penis!!

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!

by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015