Liquid Cow

Milk

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by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster November 29, 2015

sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022