Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010
Get the Max Richarding itmug. Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022
Get the Richard Fitswellmug. Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Jessie richardsmug. a leader of the '60s counterculture folk-rock scene, he was friends with Bob Dylan. His wife, Mimi, was Joan Baez's sister, who was at that time dating Dylan. Richard died in 1966 in a motorcycle crash, which put a damper on his musical career. who knows how famous/influential he would have become otherwise...
by SuperKabob37 August 28, 2010
Get the Richard Farinamug. by Rev. Danny Banner July 4, 2019
Get the Richard Priorsmug. Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.
Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.
Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.
Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.
Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012
Get the Charnock Richardmug. by Azulico February 11, 2022
Get the stinky richardmug.