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phil ortiz

DEEEEZ NUTS!!!

((Feel or tease these nuts))
Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz
by Lefty’s imagination October 14, 2019
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Dan and Phil

Dan and Phil, or dnp are two youtubers.

They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.

If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him

that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dan coming out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
by DistractedBandPhan August 5, 2019
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Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

.............
There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.
by gnostic3 April 24, 2020
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phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.
Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.
by sharter12345 March 30, 2006
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Phil Anders

1. Homer Simpson's unfaithful neighbor.
2. Any clean cut, respectable looking man who is very publicly revealed to be a serial adulterer.
Bob: I didn't know Tiger Woods lived next door to Homer Simpson.
Jim: He sure does.
Bob: Wow, that's like "Tiger Phil Anders".
Jim: Yup, even with Marge.
by TokyoPlumber February 10, 2010
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Phil Jamieson

Charismatic frontman for Australian band Grinspoon. Self-confident, crazy-dancing, rock-posing, vodka-drinking motherfucker on stage. He puts on one hell of a show. He is the master of rock'n'roll performance.
"Hey did you see at the KISS concert, when Grinspoon opened, how Phil gave it straight back to those fat bikie KISS fans who were yelling at him to get off the stage?"
"Yeah! Didnt he like throw a beer at them, wish them the blessings of God, before dedicating the song 'More Than You Are' to them?
"Exactly. I love that guy."
"Me too."
by lb January 26, 2005
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phil wilson

a hot guy hu loves laura hill lots and will do nething 4 her
omg hes so hot he must be a phil wilson
by phill lova July 20, 2004
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