The best and hardest MC in the universe.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
by OuttaWangolian April 2, 2021
Get the MC Kontribemug. by Nertian July 31, 2021
Get the Mc Smelsonmug. when you are at mc donalds. order a mc double and a mc chicken. you take off one bun for the mc double and stick the mc chicken on that. then put the bun back on. and you have a mc bichin. please enjoy
by The Freshmen Joe November 24, 2009
Get the Mc Bitchinmug. MC Pepperoni was a rap artists commissioned by the Republican Party to preach values to young conservative audiences. His career was short lived—after two indictments of homosexual molestation and an affair with one of the Kennedy’s daughter, MC Pepperoni returned to his old, Italian village and started his own web development company.
Needless to say, MC Pepperoni was a bust. Legend has it, MC Pepperoni’s first EP, “Reagan’s Ray Gun” can still be found in his old record label’s warehouse. I know for a fact that his music is still floating around in thrift stores, and if you’re lucky to get a hold of one of these gems—as I have—you’ll hear MC Pepperoni’s influences: the stooges, Run DMC, Gwar, and Cream.
MC Pepperoni is a legacy and I suggest anyone who can obtain one of his albums, do so.
Needless to say, MC Pepperoni was a bust. Legend has it, MC Pepperoni’s first EP, “Reagan’s Ray Gun” can still be found in his old record label’s warehouse. I know for a fact that his music is still floating around in thrift stores, and if you’re lucky to get a hold of one of these gems—as I have—you’ll hear MC Pepperoni’s influences: the stooges, Run DMC, Gwar, and Cream.
MC Pepperoni is a legacy and I suggest anyone who can obtain one of his albums, do so.
by Stalin January 27, 2005
Get the MC Pepperonimug. MC Gillman is a rapper from England who is a loyal member of the EDL. He is famous for having beef with Maggsy Malone.
by Gillyman69 July 3, 2020
Get the MC Gillmanmug. by TF1 June 20, 2011
Get the mc assholemug. MC Massacre
Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!
Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!
by Trowa Barton April 27, 2009
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