evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

by staff December 9, 2008

Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.

Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.

by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018

Evan Wright

The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.

Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?

by MosbeyBarney July 16, 2019

evan reference

anything that has to do with France, lack of sleep, tiredness, being emo, and being an orphan

Dang, that French, emo orphan looks tired. That's an Evan reference!

by Bholon Bhaler August 30, 2022

Evan ig

A hot, inviting, mature, provocative, racy, seductive, sensual, sensuous, arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, kissable, libidinous, provoking, risqué, slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous male loved by everyone and well known. 6ft tall Football player at 14 years. Good boyfriend material.

Hey Evan ig!

by Halesdumbass October 5, 2021

kill/evan

one of the greatest ppl i know :) i love him so very much and hope everything goes well for him in the future oh yeah and he is the best geometry dash player i know >:D one of my favourite person ever mwa mwa mwa

me: wanna know who my fav person is

random person: sure

me: kill/evan he is the coolest around :)

by Pissbaby<3 October 19, 2021

ellie evans

a needy girl who has a short temper and cant take it when shes wrong she will sleep with anyone and everyone slag
picks and chooses her friends and always has to be leader she dumb and short and always switches up quickly also never lets anyone speak

girl proves ellie evans wrong

her im not wrong im never wrong !!!

by vaincunt January 11, 2020