Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.

Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.

by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018

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Evan Out

To abscond. To leave hurriedly and secretly; typically to avoid a workout.

"We have a hard workout today"
"You think he will come?"
"He is probably going to Evan Out"

by parmsco March 12, 2016

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Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

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The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.

Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?

by MosbeyBarney July 16, 2019

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ellie evans

a needy girl who has a short temper and cant take it when shes wrong she will sleep with anyone and everyone slag
picks and chooses her friends and always has to be leader she dumb and short and always switches up quickly also never lets anyone speak

girl proves ellie evans wrong

her im not wrong im never wrong !!!

by vaincunt January 11, 2020

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