cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!
by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 05, 2014
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cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.
Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat
by Snipeola88 August 30, 2022
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butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!
come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!
by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 27, 2012
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cooched

coochie but shortened
I cooched real hard
you gay whore
by poogobbler May 16, 2023
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