Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017

Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.

Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake

by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america

Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him

by Jake the candyman March 4, 2019

Jake

A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected

Jake is a dick

by CHARBULL March 2, 2017