Penal Teton

A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clarinets. If you aren't careful it will take you off to the fantasy world of Taco Bell.

-(To be sung) The Penal Tetonsssss in a fantasy world of taco bell!

- That freshman is such a penal(teton)

by TaylorAWalker January 20, 2009

Extreme Texting

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone

Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............

by mcom7 January 9, 2010

Booty Texting

Texting after ten o'clock. Trying to hook up some booty.

Who you booty texting?
My ex-girlfriend

by Sozzles August 7, 2011

Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

textonality

personality used only through a text. usually different from in person or throught verbal phone conversations.person or persons tend to hide behind there phone.

the girl was hanging out with the boy all day and when she left she texted him saying..

girl: i really like you

boy: why didnt you tell me that before you left two minutes ago

girl: i was nervous

boy: you have a textonality; now i cant get any tonight

by BBurnzz July 19, 2010

textmonkey

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

Textnected

Staying in contact with others via text message.

"What's the plan for Friday's happy hour? Let's firm up the plans and stay textnected so we all meet at the same time and place."

by pkrez March 22, 2010