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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Sticky Teddy

A Sticky Teddy is the act of a man ejaculating on a womans unshaven armpit hair.
by thestickyteddy March 12, 2010
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Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.
Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009
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Teddy

Teddy is a description for a gentleman. It is always use for a handsome, manered, humoristic and culturalized man.
Omg, he's the man of my life!! He's a teddy!!
by Johnny Mennä March 2, 2021
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Teddy Lupin

A literal angel. And our very own Hufflepunk.
You know, that Teddy Lupin sure is one Hufflepunk!
by Ispeakfluentsarcasm42 June 16, 2022
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Teddy Bear

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025
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Teddy

Teddy is a god in the god universe, he is insanely strong.
He fought evil teddy in 2018, he nearly lost, but he pulled through and won.
But where is evil teddy now?
Teddy fl
by DanielSanSen November 8, 2021
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