TV Face

A person with a square shaped face or head.
Q: "Have you seen her square face?"

A: "Yes, she is a TV Face."
by aj1t April 24, 2011
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TV eyes

The dry, irritated condition your eyes achieve from watching too much television. See also Internet eyes, Playstation eyes, XBox eyes.
Man, I stayed up to watch that Charmed marathon. I had TV eyes from hell.
by MrSmartyPants February 16, 2009
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Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
by Bass Drop Donnie June 25, 2012
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Survivor TV show

A bunch of people are like stranded on an island or some very remote place & must go thru many very tough obstacles just to survive. People form alliances & some go back on them. Very Entertaining!
It was So Cool when my son & I tried out for the Survivor TV show! Really exciting!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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TV Dinner Date

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
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TV Magic Moment

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by akararules June 26, 2010
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