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Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.
That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!
by buzzojoe October 5, 2017
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trailer park tan

A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.
by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020
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Mississippi Trailer hitch

When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.
Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .
by DirtyMike67 October 19, 2015
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Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.
"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."
by IanLocks May 21, 2020
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trailer trashs finest

TTF is an alternative pop group based in Los Angeles. TTF has been described as an odd couple, the pairing of femme fatale Charly with skinny rocker boy Brad.
"Trailer trashs finest is a ferocious musical creature that will leave your ears quivering in aural ecstasy." - Mario Lavandeira, Senior Editor, Instinct Magazine
by imsuperhero January 14, 2008
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Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money
I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.
by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016
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Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016
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