Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19

The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.

by timlight April 22, 2020

French tip toes

If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.

“Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”

“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”

by RealBaller1 August 4, 2019

Toes

They're attached to your feet. You walk with them, find legos with them, sweat with them, you could also suck on them if you really want to too.

Bobby: Yo Charlie, shorty got some cute ass bubble toes.

Charlie: Nigga tf? You really into that man's toes?

Bobby: Hell yeah bruh, I slobbered all over them last night. It ain't sex so I still ain't gay. That's wassup.

Charlie: You got some problems man...

by Nah_Sahn December 22, 2017

creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes

She had some creamy toes when i got done

by daniel February 8, 2005

Jesus Toes

"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thong style. People suffering from this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicament is simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.

Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."

Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."

by t-dazzle June 4, 2009

totesome

an abreviation for "totally aweseome" usually used by lame high school girls.

OMG, that field trip was totesome.

by Michellypoo September 23, 2005