toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

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tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

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Tamp Toss

When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.

Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.

by ShyFletch August 28, 2009

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toss bank

A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session

the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank

by Jizzy Boy March 16, 2005

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toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

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The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017

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