taking a yard

A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.

A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."

by dootch March 23, 2005

Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.

Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008

Taking Back Sunday

The band that began the MTV emo movement. Marked by turbulent member changes and their leade singer's poppy vocals, the video that broke them, Cute Without the 'e' (Cut From the Team), was based on Fight Club.

Taking Back Sunday OWNS MY LIFE.

by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005

tokin' token

When a group decides to pitch in on a bowl of marijuana with their respective stashes, their individual nugs are tokin' tokens. At least one token is usually required to participate in the smoking of said bowl, unless you're at my house... then don't worry about that shit.

"Everyone insert their tokin' tokens into the bowl? Time to get high, bitch."

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

taking a piss?

UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"

"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"

by AppJaxx July 30, 2015

toming

1. Doing something really awesome
2. being really good at something

This game is totally toming
you are toming t this

by Ingrimsh November 24, 2011

taking it like a champ

Verb phrase. To engage in one's preordained duty to take whatever "it" is as if s/he is defending a prestigious title, i.e., with poise and dignity. Well, maybe not dignity.

Looks to me like you gonna be taking it like a champ and likin it, you triflin bitch.

by gingervitis July 27, 2006