tit sheriff

A woman who derides or criticises another woman's boobs.
A woman who can pick every obvious fault with another woman's boobs

"Wow check out that woman's tits they are spectacular" said, Mark.

"No way, they are lopsided and saggy" said Mel.

"Gee Mel who made you the tit sheriff?"

tit sheriff by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

Tit Pants 

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

Tit Pants by Joel B1 December 16, 2011

Tit-to-Tit Transmission 

When a girl places her tits on either side of your face such that they cover both of your ears.

Abbreviated: T^4

My girlfriend smothered me with her tits, thus completing a tit-to-tit transmission.

Tit-to-Tit Transmission by <3 Tits June 14, 2012

Tit Surfing 

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

Tit Surfing by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

tit pirate 

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

tit pirate by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014

Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.

"The only thing better than the cats ass is the tit tax toe"

Tit Tax Toe by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017

tit me off 

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

tit me off by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017