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Omaha Thimble

An attempt to urinate after exposure to extreme cold, the genital shrinkage causing difficulty when holding the penis.
"Dude, it's like one hundred below out there, and when I went to take a whiz, it was totally Omaha Thimble."
by DiabeticD September 1, 2009
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three-thirds rule

A series of statistics describing the demographics of the male population at New York University. The Three-Thirds Rule states that one-third of the male population is gay, one-third is taken, and one-third is comprised of douchebags.
Chelsea: Hey, those three guys are totally hot!
Carla: Forget it, Chelsea. They go to NYU.

Chelsea: You think the three-thirds rule applies to them?
Carla: They're all wearing popped polo shirts and making out with each other when their girlfriends leave the room, so... yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Chelsea: Dammit!
by placidorgasm December 27, 2010
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third rice

Modifying, either for cosmetics or performance, a compact German-made car in the same manner as is typically done to small Japanese cars. A combination of The Third Reich (German empire of WWII) and Rice (see definition).
"Man, did you see that Jetta with the 20" rims and bookshelf spoiler?! Third Rice all the way..."
by bert24b October 28, 2005
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
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Third

A nonalcoholic beverage consisting of roughly one third sprite, ginger ale, and coke or 1/2 sprite, and 1/4s of coke and ginger ale
Barboy, Beer-me one Third,
by radarhut December 20, 2010
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Third-hand Subway

When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
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