Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Vegan Steve

A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.

Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches

by Ken the Penguin May 27, 2017

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020

Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.

Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 1, 2020

Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.

The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.

by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018

Spiritual Vegan

Someone who isn’t a vegan but they act like one and reeks the vegan essence

Eloise is a spiritual vegan she eats meat but her instagram is full of pictures of trees!

by Thinkthink December 29, 2019