Slurry muffin

An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.

jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"

stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."

by Nykkole August 12, 2009

Buffin the Muffin

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.

While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.

by NatraLee February 17, 2015

upsidedown muffin

a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf

b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly

if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

muffin sandwich

A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.

Mark was hungry for sex, so he ate out his girlfriend's muffin sandwich.

by Juan Henandez October 16, 2007

meadow muffins

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

by David Bassler April 14, 2006

Myer muffin

When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.

Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!

by Cookieareyummy264 September 18, 2009

Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010