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Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading
Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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2x2 lego plate

A mostly flat surface with 4 bumps on it, and also torture to separate two of them stacked if you don't have a brick seperator.
Hey, can you help me separate these 2x2 lego plates?
by really bored guy June 3, 2025
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lego kisser

someone who has had plastic surgery and makes out with people.
Kim Kardashian is such a fucking lego kisser.
by pibbb_ January 1, 2022
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Lego

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Lego

Lego is a fun brick
Lego is good
by Opeope June 20, 2022
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Lego Fortnite

The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.
Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
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LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.
"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"
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