Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by LGJP August 3, 2006

Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about

My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts

by Beli_whodie May 7, 2015

scrape test

The process involving the use of one's fingernail in a scraping motion, over a females face (usually a minger) to measure the thickness of make-up she is wearing to cover up her rat arsed face. (unit of measurement cm)

I did a scrape test on Shazza the other day and she measured in the 3 - 5 centimetre bracket.

by Bipty Joog April 16, 2007

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010

The Dot Test

I simple mark that is placed on some one with a pen or other writing utensil that shows someones level of hygeine.

Person 1: "Wow, the mark is still on his elbow."
Person 2: "I wonder if he even took a shower. That was an effective The Dot Test scenario.

by Dorsey2494 June 18, 2008

Freak Test

When a male ask a female to send him a picture of her self depending on the graphic nature of the picture it can be told if she is a freak or not

I gave this girl she freak test and she sent me a picture of her in her church clothes. She is definitely not a freak.

Darren gave dis bitch the freak test n she sent him a picture of herself booty naked. She a freak fa'sho.

by Jay Effortless May 11, 2009