Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
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I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
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In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
by hippiejolle September 6, 2013
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Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
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Get the Julien Tax mug.The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
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Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
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