Diamant-teorien 

"Diamant-teorien" is based on the effect you get from being drunk and coked at the same time. This phenomenon has a chemical name which is "Cocaethylene".

The reason it is called "Diamant-teorien" is because:

At the bottom, you are sober
Up on the right you are coked
Up on the left you are high
Up in the middle you get cokeethylene.

This then forms a diamond shape.

-"Diamant-teorien"

Person 1: "Bro, jeg var så drita igår ass.."
Person 2: "Du skulle ha visst om Diamant-teorien"

Diamant-teorien by TCrazyy March 11, 2025

Sarkis i Teodora

when two people are too close they become like conjoined twins. they watch each other pee and hold hands (no homo), they talk about anything and know more about each other than they know about themselves.

Sarkis i Teodora are idiots

Sarkis i Teodora by waterbiscuit2322 January 6, 2022

eareyecat and teodor 

THE GREATEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME THAT WILL BECOME GODS AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND ZA LIVING BEINGS

me: EAREYECAT AND TEODOR WILL DESTROY YOU
farty marty: NOOOO
me: PEW

eareyecat and teodor by eareyecat April 11, 2022

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024