swiss

Someone denying that they are actually, in fact Swedish.

Sachsa and Raphael are clearly Swiss.

by Ellie Brown January 21, 2007

Swisspoon

A general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word "smurf" on the Smurfs cartoon. It is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. The word is derived from the time my friend Eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying "swisspoon" for no apparent reason. It stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at UC-Davis during the late 1990s. The word was also shortened to "swiss" and the suffixes "-swissy" and "-swisser(s)."

"What's up, swisspoon?"

"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."

by djrijk June 23, 2004

swiss k-31

a bolt action rifle made in 1931 for use in wwI and wwII 7.5x55mm with a 450 grain round.

qwoupir opquwr oquir

by lets go fuck some ass May 13, 2005

swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face

john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front

by one man army October 2, 2007

Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

Swisswhore

An American who is sexually attracted to persons from or around Switzerland. This is understandable seeing as these people are easily the most attractive and sexy people in the world. Swisswhores may or may not actually engage in sexual activity with foreigners, but you can bet your buttons they want to.

Corinne: "wow, did you see that Swiss foreign exchange student over there?"
Lexie: "yeah, hes pretty sexy, don't you think?"
Corinne: "yeah, I'd fuck him!"
Lexie: "Way to be a Swisswhore."

by SwissHoe118 June 4, 2012

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014