sporf

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

by johnmack55555 May 16, 2006

sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey June 5, 2005

Sporking

The act of spooning while simlutaneously engaging in anal sex with the so-called "little spoon." Can be done with guy-girl, guy-guy, girl-girl, and girl-guy. The last two are only applicable if a strap-on is available nearby.

Sarah: What's wrong with you?

Lindsey: I'm sore from James sporking me last night.

by Victorinox667 February 22, 2009

Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009

to spork

the opposite of spooning, face to face when u might make out or cuddle. eww gross.

Colleen thats nasty how could u spork with that asian?!!

by co co fo sho sho September 1, 2005

sporfunkalate

to shove semen up an object

Man...I sure hope he doesn't go and sporfunkalate that dumpster.

by SubArtic August 18, 2008

Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008