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stubby cunt

I knew she had a stubby cunt when I stuck the head in and she screamed, so I pulled out and shoved it up her ass and she screamed , some body finally gets me.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.
Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.
by BigTrucK January 20, 2009
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Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both
Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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double stubble trouble

After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.
After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.
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Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.
Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
by high5er5 January 25, 2012
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Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis
(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it
by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014
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anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.
Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself
by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017
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