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Devil’s Triangle

When one political party controls all three co-equal branches of government, effectively eliminating any system of checks and balances.
They blame Democrats, but Republicans have a Devil’s Triangle, so it’s obvious who’s destroying the country.
by PhyrPh0enix October 6, 2018
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Strangle & Dangle

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.
by BaffleActs June 23, 2009
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Strangle A Mars Bar

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011
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triangle of unity

a sex position where three men (or any other gender with penises or sexual appendiges) make a triangle by putting their penises in the person in front of them's ass.
Person 1: Hey bros do you wanna do the triangle of unity tonight?
Person 2: Mmm yes
Person 3: Hell yeah
by The Gay Mankini October 27, 2020
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grand triangle

A sexual position involving three people, preferably one male and two females. The male lies down while one of the cunts rides his cock and the other buries her vag in the guy's mouth. While doing this, the two cunts face each other and make out, thereby causing a grand triangle.
Derek: Did you hear Eric and those two sluts from Downtown Brew did a grand triangle last night?
Jamie: What's that?
Derek: It's comparable in awesomeness to that time me and him a-teamed you
by My nigga bovice! January 3, 2008
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Chat Triangle

The act of three people all chatting with each other, blissfully unaware of the other conversations happening. Occasionally they will start gossiping about people in the triangle. This usually results in lots of pointless drama.
While Rex chatted with Fido and Max at the same time, little did he know they were also chatting with each other. When Rex starting insulting Max's girlfriend FiFi, Fido immediately told Max and got everyone involved in a violent, bloody Chat Triangle.
by Jene Sepa July 31, 2011
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Stayner love triangle

A love triangle wherein a girl, preferably younger than 18, is being screwed by her older brother and by her father.
Me and Pa were throwing it to Missy last night... it is a real Stayner love triangle.
by Pasdaddy June 16, 2010
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