strenched

A girl whos vagina is stretched and drenched

Yo im telling you man she was strenched

by Bigmike115 November 4, 2017

stretch dog

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003

Scritched

The act of having sex while dressed up as an animal.

What a great time last night. I got my brains scritched out by a ground hog.

by Bikermike February 5, 2010

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003