redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Strap Eating Goddess

An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.

“Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”

by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017

strap teaser

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.

That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.

by t41xicq September 28, 2017

Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022

strap on

dicks but for girls

whoa that’s a long strap on

by urfuckingmum April 16, 2020

no straps

when sending or receiving nudes; this means to wear no undergarments such as a bra or underwear

“Send a booty pic, no straps👅”

by friarbfree September 21, 2018