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Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.
Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob
by StinkTwat March 8, 2010
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Sigma

As said above, a bald Maverick that won't fucking die! Except in X8 where he's gone for good. At least so says Capcom. But they lie too much and give me gas.
Sigma: JUSDIEECKS!!!11 JUSDIEEE!!!!111

X: WTF mate?
by AD2101 January 10, 2005
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stignant

showing extreme activity.
derived from stagnant meaning to cease to move, combined with Stig, the driver on Top Gear who drives hard and fast.
also includes

stignation - a state of extreme activity.
your life is so stignant, i can't keep up.
by helzbelz28 November 22, 2011
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six-sigma

The act of cleansing one's bowels six times on a bidet in preparation for getting one's salad tossed.
If you want Romain to toss your salad girl you gotta six-sigma that booty
by booty buffet June 13, 2019
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Sigma Kappa

FOunded 1874. The most sassy but classy ladies on campus. Not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. Loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, compassionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every dick in sight.

We live ritual every day. arn't fake during recruitment (which is why our new member classes are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

Many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going Sig Kap. But who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love
That Sigma Kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect.
by SigKapsweet<3 December 16, 2008
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Sigma male

Insecure misogynistic loser men who can’t get girls in their life and knew they’re gonna be virgins forever but choose to attack women instead and another poor men on the Internet
Guy1: hey go talk to that girl?

*Sigma male*: no
by hoe3nh77 May 19, 2022
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sigma tau gamma

A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?

What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!

No, I don't think it's accurate.

You're right to think that because it isn't.
by Hill Bicks May 21, 2016
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