blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018
Get the blind squirrelmug. The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.
"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."
by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014
Get the Squirrel Titsmug. Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.
by shooty October 11, 2014
Get the squirrel pussymug. The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.
by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006
Get the squirrel's assmug. A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.
I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.
by duc_star November 24, 2006
Get the squirrel barmug. A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
by GIRM November 13, 2010
Get the Invisible Squirrelmug. During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006
Get the Squirrel Cheeksmug.