Spunkelunker

A receiver of fellatio who is invited into the giver’s throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry is an enthusiastic spunkelunker, but he always asks first.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Spunkelunkee

A giver of fellatio who invites the receiver into their throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry: "Is it okay if I spunkelunk?"

Joan: "I'd prefer you didn't. I'm not much of a spunkelunkee. I'm cool with you cumming on my chest."

Henry: "Works for me!"

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Spunkatron

A transformers nerd that frequently masturbates to the female characters in the franchise.

Wow! Shut up about Megan Fox you Spunkatron!

by +-Jaymie-+ March 18, 2015

spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

by Tcal November 28, 2015

Smuski

Something that is slick as a mug

If slick as a mug isn't trending yet for those of you that don't understand, smuski is basically an adjective for something that looks cool or awesome or lit or it could be a noun for something that is lit or it can also be a verb

Hey fam those Jordan's look smuski

That party last night was smuski

by Jay_Xfreeman August 23, 2016

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016