sponge monkey

A discriptive word or insult towards a very large women who suffocate men while taking part in sexual intercourse.

"you are a fucking sponge monkey, fat ass"

by vagagaga January 6, 2008

French Sponging

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette

Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging

by Mr ON October 3, 2007

Bullet Sponge

An overused term that the normies of COD and Battlefields like to throw around to diss Looter Games like The Division or Warframe, even though themselves never understand the concept of Looter Games and/or too lazy to grind their asses out for better equipment.

Enthusiast: Hey, have you ever played Warframe before?
Trend Seeker: Uh, isn't that the game which has a lot of bullet sponge enemies?
Enthusiast: Have you been playing COD recently?

by thatguywhoplayfgo February 4, 2019

Wet sponge

A very wet vagina. A term used for extremely horny females who are ready to take their pants off.

Can be used as a verb as well.

I only talked to her for 5 minutes and she already had a "wet sponge" for me.

I thought her water broke but she just had a really "wet sponge."

She was "wet sponging" all over the place. I heard she was in 3 different orgies at the same time.

by crawfisch March 6, 2012

Weasel Sponge

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Victoria sponge cake

When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.

Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect

by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017

Quantum Sponge

A cutie who has an amazing sense of humor but 99% of the time they are a complete moron

"Man you are acting like such a Quantum Sponge right now"

by Quantum_Sponge February 27, 2021